How not to impress a bus chick, part II

Post MEHVA tour, 3rd & James, southbound 4 (et al) stop:

Random dude, to me: “Ouuuuuuuuuch! Girl, you’re so pretty, it hurts.” [pause] “Why don’t you come over here and make it better?”

Perhaps our favorite bus-chick pickup artist would be willing to give him a few pointers.