Eastbound 27, 2:40 PM

Two men sitting in the front of the bus are making small talk. A couple of minutes in, they discover that they both spent time in Arizona.

Man 1: “Where in Arizona did you live?”
Man 2: “I started out in Yuma, but then I got tired of the snowbirds and bought some property near Avondale.”
Man 1: “Yuma? Why would anyone live in Yuma?”
Man 2: “Oh, I was just stupid. But I learned. When folks from Yuma die, they ask for an extra blanket in Hell.”